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SOON OR PUT YOURSELF AT SEVERE RISK Frankly, we're getting a little tired of playing games with you people. Someone better start ordering this crap soon, or certain individuals will start to disappear. And no one will know what's going on. We haven't actually had to hurt anyone yet, but you never know when we're gonna start. You might want to keep in mind that many of us are extremely unstable and have been off medication for a long time. Losing patience with people like you would be real easy. Don't be the first on your block to be maimed for not cooperating. Order now and protect yourself from some really unpleasant consequences. Also your loved ones. Get it? MERCHANDISE BEYOND BELIEF We got crap here you wouldn't believe. I, myself, am still surprised at how degrading some of this stuff is. I told my aunt what we've got, and she thought I was a goddamn nut. Get some of these things for yourself and sacrifice any lingering pretense to self-respect you may be clinging to. Scare off pesky respectable folks who insist on decent behavior. Repel tedious family members who think being normal is somehow good. Plunge to new lows; lose everything you ever had. Buy some of this stuff and prepare to spend a lot of time alone. - GC |
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 Life is Worth Losing (Audio CD) This is the audio version of the recent HBO show, available here. |
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George's book, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops, Here!
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The
George Carlin Collection - DVD Only As seen on HBO, this collection highlights 5 of George Carlin’s Classics on 4 DVD’s Approx 6 HRs. Disc 1: On Location with George Carlin from the University of Southern California (1977) Disc 2: George Carlin Again! From the Celebrity Star Theatre in Phoenix (1978) Disc 3: Carlin At Carnegie from New York City (1982) Carlin on Campus from the University of California-Los Angeles (1984) Disc 4: George Carlin: Personal Favorites a compilation of live performances (1977-1990) |
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Carlin on Comedy
(CD) This all new CD features George Carlin sharing his knowledge of Stand-Up Comedy in a funny and informative way. You'll find out how Carlin became a star, and how you can be one too. Buy it here, buy it now, buy it before they're all gone! |
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Napalm
and Silly Putty (HardBack Book)
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Napalm
and Silly Putty (CD) This is the CD version of George Carlin's newest and funniest book yet. If you enjoyed reading or listening to Braindroppings, his first book/CD (and if you haven't, pick it up immediately here at Laugh.com) you will absolutely flip, roll on the floor laughing, wet your pants, pull a groin muscle, over this brilliant CD. If you love to laugh out loud while you're wearing headphones on a crowded bus, this CD is a must have. |
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Braindroppings
CD The "book" won a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Comedy but now you can hear George's brilliant insights in the comfort of your own ears on this hysterical CD. This CD is full of jokes, notions, satire, sarcasm, silliness, disturbing references, nonsense and it's all in voice of comic legend George Carlin. This CD is a must for anyone with, or in search of, a sense of humor. |
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BrainDroppings
(Paperback) 40 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list. Come and get the version that was made for the proletariat. |
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The
Little David Years 1971-1977 This is a tremendous 7-disk box set! Set includes six classic albums and a bonus cd of unreleased extras!: FM & AM - Class Clown Occupation: Foole - Toledo Window Box An Evening With Wally Lando featuring Bill Slaszo - On The Road Free Complimentary Extra Bonus Disc. |
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Carlin
On Campus 48 minutes of some of George's greatest material on CD. Includes such favorites as Baseball and Football, Cars and Driving, and An Incomplete List of Impolite Words. |
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George's
Best Stuff A Compilation of George's legendary routines on video including A Place for my Stuff, Gods and Cats, Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV, Losing Things and many more. |
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Simon
Says T-Shirt Front: Picture of George Carlin. Back: "Simon Says go fuck yourself". Size XL (you don't like it, you know what Simon Says). |
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Brain
Damage T-Shirt Front: Picture of George Carlin. Back: "Sometimes a little brain damage can help". Size XL (you don't like it, see T-shirt #1). |
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2000
Filthy Words T Front and back, An Incomplete list of Impolite Words: 2000 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin. Size XL. |
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An
Incomplete List of Impolite Words 2,443 words and phrases compiled by George Carlin. |
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