| Brain Droppings
I like sports because I enjoy knowing that many of these macho atheletes have to vomit before a big game. Any guy who take a job where you gotta puke first is my kind of guy. Sties are caused by watching your dog shit. We're all fucked. It helps to remember that. Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. White people fucked up the blues. If you love someone, set them free; if they come home, set them on fire.
Some favorite oxymorons: Most people are not particularly good at anything. Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious. The only good thing to come out of religion was the music. There ought to be at least one round state. In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first. Why can't there be more suffering?
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emergency situation I almost don't feel the way I do. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Fuck soccer moms. Human beings are kind of interesting from birth until they reach the age of a year and a half. Then they are boring until they reach fifty. By that time they're either completely defeated and fucked up, which makes them interesting again, or they've learned how to beat the game, and that makes them interesting too. Ross Perot. Just what a nation of idiots needs: a short, loud idiot. The bigger they are, the worse they smell. No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like. Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. Some favorite redundancies: added bonus |